Video 13 May 40,380 notes
Photo 13 May 17,809 notes dirty-bones:

FAVE GIF OF ALL TIME! 

dirty-bones:

FAVE GIF OF ALL TIME! 

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Text 13 May 306,856 notes

iamagirlwithredhair:

itsmorifarty:

biologytextbook:

when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world

alternatively, being the taller person and resting your chin on their head is so comforting because you feel like their protector and it’s like they need you and you feel wanted for a moment if brief and i just think thats equally as nice

you two should hug

Chat 11 May 108,015 notes
  •  (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  • Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
  • Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
  • Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  • Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  • Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  •  (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  • Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  •  (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  • Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  • Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  • Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  •  (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
Photo 11 May 760 notes lohrien:

Ani Castillo
Video 11 May 161,901 notes

plemelwarmface:

Stephen Colbert is everything I want to be

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Quote 11 May 3,881 notes
It must be an awful feeling to have love all around you and not feel loved, to be in need and unable to accept what’s being offered, to see a world of possibilities but trapped inside your own mind.
— Tracy L. Darity (via illusionsvk)

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Photo 4 May 257 notes red-lipstick:

Hans Thoma (1839 - 1924, German) - The Cat, 1901      Etchings

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Hans Thoma (1839 - 1924, German) - The Cat, 1901      Etchings

Photo 4 May 6,863 notes illustratedaliens:

01 May 2013
Luminous, nine tentacled, green squids.

illustratedaliens:

01 May 2013

Luminous, nine tentacled, green squids.


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